Marks Just Jokes | Solution To TSA Pat Downs And Profiling

Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports: ( Well, maybe some of the controversy)

Have booths that you can step into that will not x-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on your body.

It would be a win-win for everyone, and there would be none of this crap about racial profiling, plus this method would eliminate long and expensive trials. Justice would be quick and swift.

This is so simple that it's brilliant. I can see it now. You're in the Airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion.

Shortly thereafter these announcements come over the PA system, "Attention standby passengers. We now have a seat available on flight number 4665 ...”
and
“Paging maintenance. Shop Vac needed in booth number 4."

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Marks Just Jokes | Quickie In The Bushes

Quickie in the Bushes

There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life.

The angel tells them, 'As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do the most.'

He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind the shrubbery.

The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues. After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing..

The angel tells them, 'Um, you have fifteen minutes left, would you care to do it again?'

He asks her 'Shall we?'

She eagerly replies, 'Oh, yes, let's! But let's change positions. This time, I'll hold the pigeon down and you poop on its head.'


AND WHAT WERE YOU THINKING????

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Marks Just Jokes | Party Crashers At The White House

Remember the couple who sneaked into the White House with no credentials?

They're still there!

A little humor about the usurper and his beast brought to you by Marks Just Jokes