Marks Just Jokes | Solution To TSA Pat Downs And Profiling

Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports: ( Well, maybe some of the controversy)

Have booths that you can step into that will not x-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on your body.

It would be a win-win for everyone, and there would be none of this crap about racial profiling, plus this method would eliminate long and expensive trials. Justice would be quick and swift.

This is so simple that it's brilliant. I can see it now. You're in the Airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion.

Shortly thereafter these announcements come over the PA system, "Attention standby passengers. We now have a seat available on flight number 4665 ...”
and
“Paging maintenance. Shop Vac needed in booth number 4."

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