Sunday, June 14, 2009

Italian Grandfathers

Why Italian Grandfathers pass their handguns down through the family

An old Italian Mafia Don is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside.


" Elio, I wanna you lissina me. I wanna you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me."


"But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"


"You lissina me, boy Somma day you gonna be runna DA business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos "


"Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man.


"Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, 'Time's Up'?"

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