Black Hurricanes

Black Hurricanes

It appears our African-American friends have found yet something else to be pissed about.

A black congresswoman reportedly complained that the names of hurricanes are all Caucasian sounding names. She would prefer some names that reflect African-American culture such as Chamiqua, Tanisha, Woeisha, Shaqueal, and Jamal.

She would also like the weather reports to be broadcast in street language that people can understand, because one of the problems in New Orleans was that regular folks couldn't understand the seriousness of the situation due to the racially biased language of the weather report.

I can hear it now: a weatherman in Miami says:

Wazzup, mutha-fukkas! Hehr-i-cane Chamiqua be headin fo yo ass like Leroy on a crotch rocket! Bitch be a category fo! So grab yo chirren, yo ho, beleavin yo crib, and head fo da nearest guvment office fo yo FREE shit!