Just How Blonde Is She

She was So Blonde She thought a quarterback was a refund.

She thought General Motors was in the army

She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats

She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center

At the bottom of an application where it says 'Sign here:' she wrote 'Sagittarius.'

She Was So Blonde... She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept

She sent a fax with a stamp on it

Under 'education' on her job application, she put 'Hooked On Phonics.'

She was So Blonde... She tripped over a cordless phone

She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said 'Concentrate.'

She told me to meet her at the corner of 'WALK' and 'DON'T WALK.'

She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order

She was So Blonde... She studied for a blood test

She sold the car for gas money

When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead

When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, 'Airport Left,' she turned around and went home

She Was So Blonde.... When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved

She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless

She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening

She had a shirt that said 'TGIF,' which she thought stood for 'This Goes In Front.'

She is so Blonde... She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.