Wives Suck From Marks Just Jokes

You Heard it here...Wives Suck!

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-David Bissonette

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
-Sacha Guitry

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
-Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
- Anonymous

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want?
-Dumas

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
-Sigmund Freud
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Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'
- Anonymous
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There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.'
-Sam Kinison

'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'
-James Holt McGavra

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it
2. Whenever you're right, shut your mouth.
- Patrick Murra

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once....
-Nash

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
-Anonymous

My wife and I were happy for twenty years.. Then we met.
-Henny Youngman

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
-Rodney Dangerfield

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'
-Anonymous

First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'
-Anonymous