The Rev. Al Sharpton held a press conference today to blast Tiger Woods for the lack of diversity among his mistresses.
Sharpton claims that the lack of African-American women among Woods’ harem will have a negative affect on the black community, specifically young black girls.
“Why is it that a man who calls himself black can’t bring himself to cheat on his wife with a black woman?” said Sharpton, speaking to a group of supporters in Harlem.
“What does it say to young black girls everywhere when you pass them over?
Shame on you, Tiger Woods. What would your daddy say?”
Sharpton, who has long championed taking black women as mistresses, said that today’s black athletes need to stop neglecting black women when it comes to extramarital affairs, and should follow the examples of positive black role models such as Jesse Jackson and Martin Luther King, Jr., both of whom cheated on their wives with black women.
Sharpton also stressed that cheating with African-American women would help the black community financially by giving black girls the chance to sell their stories to tabloids and gossip magazines.
Added Sharpton, “I’m not asking you to not cheat on your wives, I’m just asking you to give back to your own community.”
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Saturday, August 1, 2009
Racist Couple Avoids Death By Fire Because They Were At Work
In south L.A., a fire destroyed a four story apartment complex.
A family of Nigerian internet con artists lived on the first floor. All six died in the fire.
A group of 7 Kenyan welfare cheats, all illegal, lived on the second floor. They too, all perished in the fire.
Six Hispanic Gang Bangers lived on the 3rd floor didn't have a chance. They all died.
One white couple living on the top floor survived the fire.
Jesse Jackson, John Burris and Al Sharpton were furious. They flew into LA and quickly demanded a meeting with the Fire Chief.
On camera, they loudly demanded to know why the Blacks, Muslims, and Hispanics all died in the fire,
and WHY only the WHITE couple lived.
The fire chief stepped up to the microphone and simply replied...
"They were at work."
A family of Nigerian internet con artists lived on the first floor. All six died in the fire.
A group of 7 Kenyan welfare cheats, all illegal, lived on the second floor. They too, all perished in the fire.
Six Hispanic Gang Bangers lived on the 3rd floor didn't have a chance. They all died.
One white couple living on the top floor survived the fire.
Jesse Jackson, John Burris and Al Sharpton were furious. They flew into LA and quickly demanded a meeting with the Fire Chief.
On camera, they loudly demanded to know why the Blacks, Muslims, and Hispanics all died in the fire,
and WHY only the WHITE couple lived.
The fire chief stepped up to the microphone and simply replied...
"They were at work."
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