Earring Fashion Sense and The Wife

A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring.

The guy knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative, macho fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in fashion sense.

He walks up to him and says, 'I didn't know you were into earrings.'

'Don't make such a big deal, it's only an earring,' he replies sheepishly.

His friend falls silent for a few minutes, but then his curiosity prods him to ask, 'So, how long have you been wearing one?'

''Ever since my wife found it in my truck.'

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You Heard it here...Wives Suck!

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-David Bissonette

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
-Sacha Guitry

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
-Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
- Anonymous

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want?
-Dumas

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
-Sigmund Freud
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Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'
- Anonymous
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There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.'
-Sam Kinison

'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'
-James Holt McGavra

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it
2. Whenever you're right, shut your mouth.
- Patrick Murra

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once....
-Nash

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
-Anonymous

My wife and I were happy for twenty years.. Then we met.
-Henny Youngman

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
-Rodney Dangerfield

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'
-Anonymous

First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'
-Anonymous