I never new this!
Have you ever noticed that if you
rearrange the letters in "Illegal Immigrants"
and add just a few more letters, it spells out:
"Fuck off and go home you freeloading,
benifit grabbing, kid-producing, violent,
non-english speaking cocksuckers and
take those hairy-faced, sandal wearing,
bomb making, goat fucking, smelly rag
head bastards with you."
How weird is that?
Showing posts with label Illegal Immigrants. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Illegal Immigrants. Show all posts
Sunday, December 6, 2009
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
A Texas Girls Way To Get Rid Of Illegal Mexicans And Terrorist Camel Jockeys
This is one way to get rid of the Illegals and the Camel Jocks
DRINKING WITH A TEXAS GIRL.
A MEXICAN, AN IRAQI, AND A TEXAS GIRL ARE IN THE SAME BAR. WHEN THE MEXICAN FINISHES HIS BEER, HE THROWS HIS GLASS IN THE AIR, PULLS OUT HIS PISTOL, AND SHOOTS THE GLASS TO PIECES. HE SAYS, "IN MEXICO OUR GLASSES ARE SO CHEAP WE DON'T NEED TO DRINK WITH THE SAME ONE TWICE."
OMAR , THE IRAQI, OBVIOUSLY IMPRESSED BY THIS, DRINKS HIS BEER, THROWS THE GLASS INTO THE AIR, PULLS OUT HIS AK-47, AND SHOOTS THE GLASS TO PIECES. HE SAYS, " IN IRAQ, WE HAVE SO MUCH SAND TO MAKE GLASSES THAT WE DON'T NEED TO DRINK WITH THE SAME ONE TWICE EITHER."
THE GIRL FROM TEXAS, COOL AS A CUCUMBER, PICKS UP HER BEER, DOWNS IT IN ONE GULP, THROWS THE GLASS INTO THE AIR, WHIPS OUT HER .45 AND SHOOTS THE MEXICAN AND THE IRAQI. WHILE CATCHING HER GLASS, SETTING IT ON THE BAR, AND CALLING FOR A REFILL, SHE SAYS, "IN TEXAS, WE HAVE SO MANY ILLEGAL ALIENS THAT WE DON'T HAVE TO DRINK WITH THE SAME ONES TWICE."
GOD BLESS TEXAS.......YeeHaw!! Not Allah Bless Texas, Obama...Get it!?
IN GOD WE TRUST
DRINKING WITH A TEXAS GIRL.
A MEXICAN, AN IRAQI, AND A TEXAS GIRL ARE IN THE SAME BAR. WHEN THE MEXICAN FINISHES HIS BEER, HE THROWS HIS GLASS IN THE AIR, PULLS OUT HIS PISTOL, AND SHOOTS THE GLASS TO PIECES. HE SAYS, "IN MEXICO OUR GLASSES ARE SO CHEAP WE DON'T NEED TO DRINK WITH THE SAME ONE TWICE."
OMAR , THE IRAQI, OBVIOUSLY IMPRESSED BY THIS, DRINKS HIS BEER, THROWS THE GLASS INTO THE AIR, PULLS OUT HIS AK-47, AND SHOOTS THE GLASS TO PIECES. HE SAYS, " IN IRAQ, WE HAVE SO MUCH SAND TO MAKE GLASSES THAT WE DON'T NEED TO DRINK WITH THE SAME ONE TWICE EITHER."
THE GIRL FROM TEXAS, COOL AS A CUCUMBER, PICKS UP HER BEER, DOWNS IT IN ONE GULP, THROWS THE GLASS INTO THE AIR, WHIPS OUT HER .45 AND SHOOTS THE MEXICAN AND THE IRAQI. WHILE CATCHING HER GLASS, SETTING IT ON THE BAR, AND CALLING FOR A REFILL, SHE SAYS, "IN TEXAS, WE HAVE SO MANY ILLEGAL ALIENS THAT WE DON'T HAVE TO DRINK WITH THE SAME ONES TWICE."
GOD BLESS TEXAS.......YeeHaw!! Not Allah Bless Texas, Obama...Get it!?
IN GOD WE TRUST
Friday, June 12, 2009
Perpetual Motion Lawn Mower Ends Illegal Immigrants Issue
Lawn Mower Runs On Cow Dung Ends Illegal Immigrants Problem
Cow Poops Into Poop Powered Mower
Mower Feeds Cow
Cow Poops Again
Mower Runs Forever.
Guess What?!
No More Need For Illegal Mexicans To Mow Your Grass
No More Illegal Immigrants?!
Oh! We just heard from Al Gore and other Faggots...Cow Poop and it's associated Hot Gasses cause Global Warming.
Hello! Who cares except for Homosexuals and Democrats...Huh?! Aren't they one in the same?
Cow Mounts Mower
Cow Poops Into Poop Powered Mower
Mower Feeds Cow
Cow Poops Again
Mower Runs Forever.
Guess What?!
No More Need For Illegal Mexicans To Mow Your Grass
No More Illegal Immigrants?!
Oh! We just heard from Al Gore and other Faggots...Cow Poop and it's associated Hot Gasses cause Global Warming.
Hello! Who cares except for Homosexuals and Democrats...Huh?! Aren't they one in the same?
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