Marks Just Jokes Speaks To Five Surgeons

Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the bestpatients to operate on.

The first surgeon, from New York , says, "I like to see accountantson my operating table because when you open them up, everythinginside is numbered."

The second, from Chicago , responds, "Yeah, but you should tryelectricians! Everything inside them is color coded."

The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, "No, I really thinklibrarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order"

The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: "You know, I likeconstruction workers...Those guys always understand when you have afew parts left over."

But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC shut them all up when heobserved: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and thehead and the ass are interchangeable.